WWE Superstar Weekly Countdown - #6 Edge

#6

EDGE

The 'Rated R Superstar' ranks in at #6. A shock return at the Royal Rumble match last month lead him to victory and has earned a number 1 contender spot for either the WWE or World Heavyweight title.

Edge is one of two WWE superstars that are on my 'Top 10 to watch in London' list that I have previously watched live in action; last being the WWE show they had here back in 2002 where he challenged William Regal for the Intercontinental title.

Championships held: World Heavyweight Champion (5 times), WWE Champion (4 times), World Tag Team Champion (12 times), WWE Tag Team Champion (2 times), Intercontinental Champion (5 times), United States Champion (1 time), Royal Rumble Winner (2010)

WWE Superstar Weekly Countdown - #7 John Morrison

#7

JOHN MORRISON

WWE's only graduate from the WWE Tough Enough reality series to sustain a position and make a big name for himself in the industry. Co-winning the Tough Enough III series propelled Morrison to become one of SmackDown's biggest up and coming stars. His 'slow motion' entrance has become a trademark of his. Future World Champion? I think so.

Championships held: ECW Champion (1 time), Intercontinental Champion (3 times), World Tag Team Champion (1 time), WWE Tag Team Champion (4 times)

55 DAYS TO RAW!!

WWE Superstar Weekly Countdown - #8 John Cena

#8

JOHN CENA

Professional Wrestler, Actor, Rapper John Cena broke out in the WWE in 2002 and never backed down. Winning multiple world championships and arguably replaced The Rock as the poster boy for the WWE, John Cena's is undoubtedly one of the WWE's MVPs (no disrespect to Montel) and a future WWE Hall Of Famer.

Championships held: WWE Champion (5 times) / World Heavyweight Champion (2 times) / World Tag Team Champion (2 times) / United States Champion (3 times) / Royal Rumble 2008 winner

WWE Superstar Weekly Countdown - #9 Santino Marella

#9

SANTINO MARELLA

'The Milan Miracle', The fastest man eliminated from the Royal Rumble, and Miss Wrestlemania are some of the titles this guy goes by. The comic relief of Monday Night Raw is Santino Marella. One of the most entertaining WWE performers when not wrestling.

Santino debut during WWE's European tour and was chosen from the audience to face the then WWE Intercontinental Champion Umaga, miraculously won, and brought home the title.

Championships held: Intercontinental Champion (2 times)

Universal Soldier : Regeneration (aka A New Beginning) Review

In the world of entertainment and movies, growing up is the 80s meant one thing. Growing up with action movies. From juggernauts like Stallone and Schwarzenegger, and your temperamental good cops like Willis and Seagal you get all sorts of memorable characters that you have grown to love and grasp it as part of your childhood (yea its usually rated R, but no one gives a sh*t and we turned out fine :)).

Oh hell yea!

The original "Universal Soldier" (UniSol) came out when I was 11 (Hint: Same year as the Barcelona Olympics). I remember watching the tape many times over (no internet back in the day, and my Micro Genius was locked up on weekdays), watching the then 'in his prime' Jean-Claude Van Damme go all out against 'Ivan Drago/He-Man/Punisher' Dolph Lundgren.

"Universal Soldier" was not the greatest of action films, but it did make a stamp in my brain (im sure most Gen X kids agree) and will probably always be there. Heck, two dead Vietnam vets (1 crazed and 1 righteous) get reanimated in the 1990s as supersoldiers? Ingenious!

Fast forward 18 years whilst forgetting the abomination that was "Universal Soldier: The Return" (and the other 2 lesser known TV sequels; the latest film ignores them as well) and you get "Universal Soldier: Regeneration", or A New Beginning as it's known on these shores.

What a crap poster.

Little advertising and marketing led me to only find out about this movie just over a couple of months ago, and when I saw the trailer for the first time, my chronological thoughts are as follows.."Damn this looks cheap as hell...Woah, Van Damme looks old....OMFG Dolph Lundgren is BACK!! And with UFC champ Andrei Arlovski!"

I write this after coming back from the cinema from watching this and I must say that this movie is extremely disappointing and has taken away the dignity of the two main characters from the original movie. I can't believe that Lundgren even actually signed up for this.

They don't look so bad here. Go watch the trailer. Gawd.

The story is crap. The colour scheme in the entire movie is crap. The UniSol's head gear look like used spraypainted webcams. Van Damme can hardly be seen doing any of his trademark moves. All he does is sulk. Lundgren is hardly given anything worthwhile to do. The actors are too damn old (a Rocky Balboa this is not!). I personally feel cheated and robbed of the JCVD/Lundgren rematch of the ages. I won't spoil more. A sequel to UniSol definitely has potential in this day and age, but the treatment for this was really off target. The first five minutes from the original movie is better than 1.5 hours of this crap.

As usual with B-grade flick, the ending suggests a sequel. I say leave JCVD out of it. But then again, who wants to watch a UniSol movie without him.

WWE Superstar Weekly Countdown - #10 Evan Bourne

As it is a mere 11 weeks left until my pilgrimage to Vince McMahon, I will be doing a weekly countdown of the 10 WWE superstars that I am most eager to watch in action, live on RAW & Smackdown.

#10
EVAN BOURNE

He may not be the biggest of competitors, but Evan Bourne's athleticism is definitely impressive and I can't wait to watch this guy flip through the air and go 'air bourne'

Championships held: None

Bry's Top Ten Cities To Visit Before Life Ends

10. Seoul (S.Korea)


The capital of South Korea. Many of us Malaysians have been brainwashed by the countless Korean movies and TV serials which serve as not only for entertainment, but as a way of promoting their country as well.
Remark: A Winter Sonata

9. Rome (Italy)

Rome. A city rich with history, art, and culture. What was once one of the most powerful empires in the world is now a historical landmark. The Colosseum, and museums should be places not to miss... and not to mention, the Vatican City.
Remark: When in Rome, do as the Romans do

8. Tokyo (Japan)


One of Asia's top destination spots, Tokyo is a haven for electronics and Japanese culture. Merely 70 years ago, the Zeros were feared but is now the country that manufactures the likes of Toyotas and Hondas. Where be them geishas?
Remark: Drift Drift Drift!


7. Rio de Janeiro (Brazil)


My top pick for the continent of South America would be Rio in Brazil due to its urban skyline and its beaches.
Remark: Copa..copacabana! & find the girl from Ipanema

6. Berlin (Germany)


Once split into two by a wall, is a major center of culture, politics, media, and science in Europe
Remark: Take my breath awayyy...err, waitaminute.

5. Bangkok (Thailand)


The nearest city from KL on my top 10 cities list is Bangkok, Thailand. Many of my friends have already visited the bustling city and came back with rave reviews and also bagsful of clothes and trinkets.
Remark: One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster, the bars are temples but the pearls ain't free... To tailor make a 'Bangkok Dangerous' suit and pants!

4. London (United Kingdom)


London will be the first city on my list to be crossed out this coming April. Can't wait to explore the many landmarks and football stadiums around the city.
Remarks: Will check on the integrity of London Bridge to see if it's falling down. Perhaps meet a fair lady in the process.

3. Paris (France)


Another city I hope to cross out this year is Paris. Insyaallah..*I mean Godwilling, I would have enough quid to hop on a train and bullit across the channel and grab some strudels and baguettes! A photo with the Tour Eiffel (Eiffel Tower) is a MUST.
Remarks: Either 'one night in Paris' or.. not.

2. New York City (USA)


The top two cities on my list are in the United States of America. New York City is one of the most populated cities in the country. The location for movies like Ghostbusters, King Kong, The Godfather, Highlander, Die Hard With A Vengeance, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, X-Men... (and the list never ends). Landmarks like the Empire State Building, the Statue of Liberty, ground zero WTC, and the Rockefeller Center are places just not to be missed. Oh, and Hot Dogs with everything on 'em.
Remarks: If only Central Perk was real.

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*drum roll*

And the number 1 city to visit before life ends....


1. Los Angeles (USA)
The City Of Angels. Hollywood. 90210. Need I say more?
Remarks: *Baywatch theme song plays in head*

Extra-curricular activities for 2010

The 2009 Bry Choice Awards!

Movie of the year:

Star Trek

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Song of the year:



Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody

Bry's Top 3 Christmas Movies Of All Time

3. Die Hard (1988)

The movie that launched Bruce Willis as a household name is more known for its action sequences and legendary John McClane was set on Christmas eve.

Best bit: McClane walks on glass barefoot while fighting baddies + the end credits

2. Home Alone (1990)

Who can't forget the adorable Macaulay Culkin in this modern Christmas classic. Definitely an unmissable movie on any occasion.

Best bit: Culkin's character tricks the baddies into thinking there's a deal gone bad in the house when he's actually playing an old video of a gangster movie.

1. Gremlins (1984)

'Gremlins' tops my list of all time favourite Christmas movie because it has funny, scary, and romantic elements where it needed it to be, and also because I kept watching it when I was a kid. It has quite a number of memorable scenes and Christmas carols in its throughout the movie which is a plus.

Best bit: Gremlins watching 'Snow White' in the cinema, the showdown with Stripe.. & Phoebe Cates

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!

My favourite Christmas song of all time has gotta be "Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!".

The lyrics speak of snow, which is so so cold. Yet the music and tune of the song makes me feel so warm and happy inside. My fav. rendition of the song is from Dean Martin. Stay clear of Gloria Estefan's version. It's yellow snow.

Also helps that the song is on the end credits to both 'Die Hard' and 'Die Hard 2: Die Harder'. :)

Merry Christmas all!

Christmas Present Evolution

As a child, Christmas is a time for presents. A time for school holiday and a time for preparation for a new school year.

As time goes by, Christmas presents evolve for the individual. Here is an evolutionary breakdown of Christmas presents through the years.

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Age 0 > 12 - The peak of Christmas gifts. Everyone gives you presents, from your parents til' your parents' work colleagues.

Age 13 > 16 - A decline in presents due to the missing element of 'cuteness' and overgrown height. For boys, a change in voice is also a major factor

Age 17 > 18 - The final years of presents from external parties.

Age 19 > Marriage - Family centric presents. Time for you to buy presents for others. But not for those 12 and above. They are 'too old'.

Marriage > Death - Good gifts from only your spouse, children (after 1.5 decades of incubation) and mistresses.

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Pizza Hut Lunch Express!

Celtic Domination

13 Dec, San Antonio - Texas - Who?? To those who have not watched the WWE in a while, this past Sunday. newcomer Sheamus 'The Celtic Warrior' defeated John Cena in a Tables match at the TLC PPV and became the new WWE Champion.

I must say, this was the most shocking and interesting title change in recent memory. He debuted on WWE television barely 6 months (in ECW) and is now on top of the mountain that others take years to climb. I personally thought that he would be a passing phase (like Ken Shamrock a decade ago) or at the very least get a legitimate shot at least 3 months away at Wrestlemania XXVI.

All hail Sheamus!

Oh well. I hope he keeps the title at least til Wrestlemania. Constant World title changes are a real pain in the sports entertainment industry.

Happy Bday Nigel Gan!

SB2L: GBP Funding Tip #3

Ditch the salon for the neighbourhood Indian barber!

Thankfully I've always been doing this for the past 28 Sun cycles so this post is for you to save your GBP!

Bry's Tall Tales: The Truth About 'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer'

The truth about the 'Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer' Christmas carol is a sad one. The song was created by Robert L. May in 1939. By now, everyone knows the tune and lyrics to this evergreen classic. I remember singing it back when I was a child, thinking of the magical Rudolph who led Santa and the other reindeers to bring presents to the children one foggy Christmas eve.

The truth was far from what was told in it's lyrics though. Oddly enough, the birth of the song also marked the end of the popular modern Christmas as we know it. Christmas was marketed as a winter holiday of gifts and family reunions. What ever happened to it being Jesus Christ's birthday? That my friends, is another story. Here is what happened one Christmas eve in the early 20th century which Robert L. May wrote about...

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

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The continuing verse leads us to believe that Rudolph did indeed take lead and saved Christmas. but truth is after Santa requested of his assistance...

"You want me to guide your sleigh? After all the sh*t you and these g*ddamn idiots put me through these past 12 months?? Coz Dasher is dashing, and Prancer is faster than I am?? Cause Comet is fairer and Cupid is cuter than I am?? Sticks and stones may break my bones, but screw you I'm gonna destroy Christmas!"

Santa looked shocked and apologized on behalf of the other reindeers.

"Hah! Screw you fat ass! I'm gonna stay put eat some north pole grass and sh*t all over your winter wonderland coz that's what you get when you f*ck with me Nick! When tomorrow comes, everyone will remember my name when this holiday arrives! Wahaahahahah!" Rudolph went on and did as he said, and left the North Pole to start up a traffic light business in Canada.

Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!

Thus ends the modern Hallmark Christmas. No more chimneys for you Santa!~

SB2L: GBP Funding Tip #2

At work

When parking your car at work, find a spot that's about 10 minutes away on foot. Therefore, you would get a cheaper parking rate, and a good 20 minute walk for a healthier heart.

GBP saved per week - £13.15!

*not the actual lot

R.I.P Umaga

Today, another professional wrestler passes away before his time. Former WWE Intercontinental Champion Umaga (as he's most well known) has died of a heart attack.

Born in American Samoa, Fatu (ring name 'Umaga'), 36, was member of the famous Anoa'i wrestling family, which includes cousin Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, his two uncles, who wrestled as The Wild Samoans in the 1980s, and brothers, Sam "Tonga Kid" and Solofa Jr. "Rikishi," according to Wrestlers Rescue, a support group for retired professional wrestlers.

The two-time WWE Intercontinental champion, also known as "The Samoan Bulldozer," squared off with the likes of Triple H, The Game and Ric Flair before the WWE terminated in contract in June for having violated the WWE's Wellness Program and refusing to enter rehab, the WWE said on its site.

The sad world of wrestling hits the fan again. I wonder who's next.

RIP Umaga. Although I wasn't a big fan, your theme music is still in my head.