Bry's Wrestlemania 29 Dream Card

With the Wrestlemania 29 tickets already being snapped up like The Rock's phrases, I decided to create matches and stipulations that I would love to see for the biggest event in the pro-wrestling calendar.

 

Dark Match/Pre-event match (6 man tag)
3MB (Heath Slater, Drew McIntyre, Jinder Mahal) vs Justin Gabriel/Brodus Clay/Fandango (NXT Graduates)

Winner: 3 Man Band BABY!~ via guitar to the head of Brodus Clay

 

WELCOME TO WRESTLEMANIA!

 

Match 1. Tag Team Championship
Rhodes Scholars (c) vs Rey Mysterio & Sin Cara

Rhodes Scholars to retain and dominate the Tag division

 

Match 2. Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender match for Undisputed Championship at Extreme Rules!
Sheamus vs Randy Orton vs John Cena vs Dolph Ziggler

 

Winner? Super Cena of course!

 

Match 3.

Santino Marella & Zack Ryder vs Big Show & Alberto Del Rio

 

Squash match to keep Mania momentum going. Show and Del Rio to set sights on Rhodes Scholars

 

Match 4. United States/Intercontinental Title Unification Match
Wade Barrett (c - I) vs Antonio Cesaro (c - US) vs The Miz vs Kane

Barrett to win

 

 

Match 5. Lumberjack Match
Ryback vs Brock Lesnar

In a match that spent some of its time bulldozing through retreating lumberjacks, it ends in a no contest; rematch at Extreme Rules!

Match 6. WWE/World Heavyweight Championship Unification Match
CM Punk (WWE) vs Daniel Bryan (WHC)

 Daniel Bryan to win after kicking out of 3 GTS' and escaping 2 Anaconda Vices

 

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!

 

Dolph Ziggler cashes in his Money In The Bank briefcase but taps out to Bryan's NO Lock 

 

 

YES! YES! YES!

 

Daniel Bryan is in tears as CM Punk congratulates him and hands the WWE Title to him.

 

CM PUNK FACE TURN!

 

Match 7. STREAK vs CAREER
Undertaker vs The Rock
(Austin as guest referee; HHH as enforcer)

 

Taker for the STREAK! in an epic Attitude era reunion. Crazy fireworks display follows. Undertaker announces retirement. 

 

 

 *(c) - Champion going into Wrestlemania

 

No divas match? Who gives a crap?