31 August 2008 - The North Pole has become an island for the first time in human history.
Startling satellite pictures taken three days ago show that melting ice has opened up the fabled North-West and North-East Passages - making it possible to sail around the Arctic ice cap.
The opening of the passages has been eagerly awaited by shipping companies which hope they will be able to cut thousands of miles off their routes.
They had the power to educate the younger generation almost two decades ago. They may have only delayed the inevitable.
2 comments:
I think Captain Planet was gay.
Green hair, tight shorts, perfect teeth, cheesy smile..
"You'll pay for this Captain Classic™!"
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