As a child, Christmas is a time for presents. A time for school holiday and a time for preparation for a new school year.
As time goes by, Christmas presents evolve for the individual. Here is an evolutionary breakdown of Christmas presents through the years.
As time goes by, Christmas presents evolve for the individual. Here is an evolutionary breakdown of Christmas presents through the years.
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Age 0 > 12 - The peak of Christmas gifts. Everyone gives you presents, from your parents til' your parents' work colleagues.
Age 13 > 16 - A decline in presents due to the missing element of 'cuteness' and overgrown height. For boys, a change in voice is also a major factor
Age 17 > 18 - The final years of presents from external parties.
Age 19 > Marriage - Family centric presents. Time for you to buy presents for others. But not for those 12 and above. They are 'too old'.
Marriage > Death - Good gifts from only your spouse, children (after 1.5 decades of incubation) and mistresses.
--Age 13 > 16 - A decline in presents due to the missing element of 'cuteness' and overgrown height. For boys, a change in voice is also a major factor
Age 17 > 18 - The final years of presents from external parties.
Age 19 > Marriage - Family centric presents. Time for you to buy presents for others. But not for those 12 and above. They are 'too old'.
Marriage > Death - Good gifts from only your spouse, children (after 1.5 decades of incubation) and mistresses.
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